electric-asherah: I attract a lot of ass-freaks camming, but the thing about a cam show is that the sessions are a lot shorter and thus it’d be poor etiquette on MY part to not want to just fling toys freshly removed from my ass onto the bedspread. No lie, I bought a silicone baking pan from a dollar store the other day so I can keep it just out of the cam range and toss my toys into that. I figure being silicone, and meant for baking, it’s at least as cleanable as any of my toys… favouritestrangers: My sex-work specialty is ass play, usually strap-on but often fingering, fisting, and prostate milking are all on the menu. This usually means that once the guy has had enough in his ass and is ready to come (some can accomplish this while being fucked, some not), I need to climb off the table and try to take my strap-on off without getting any of the ass-juice on me. It is unglamorous, it is decidedly not sexy, but fuck you dude, deal with it. It’s you who didn’t come in with a ‘clean ass’ (and the ones who say they have almost never are). So  yeah, midsession you’re just going to have to deal with me gingerly unlocking my harness, rolling the condom off my piece, and then rolling the gloves inside-out and putting it all in the garbage where it will hopefully never touch a human being ever again. Also, I will put a towel under you for strap-on play and a towel around you for a golden shower. You think you’re gonna lick it all up? You’re not. And that floor is carpet. I don’t care if it ruins your fantasy to not drool piss directly on to the floor. sexworkerproblems: FINDING A TACTFUL SPOT TO PUT DOWN A RECENTLY USED SEX TOY MID-SESSION. Baking pan is a great idea. Must purchase one for work.

electric-asherah:

I attract a lot of ass-freaks camming, but the thing about a cam show is that the sessions are a lot shorter and thus it’d be poor etiquette on MY part to not want to just fling toys freshly removed from my ass onto the bedspread.

No lie, I bought a silicone baking pan from a dollar store the other day so I can keep it just out of the cam range and toss my toys into that. I figure being silicone, and meant for baking, it’s at least as cleanable as any of my toys…

favouritestrangers:

My sex-work specialty is ass play, usually strap-on but often fingering, fisting, and prostate milking are all on the menu. This usually means that once the guy has had enough in his ass and is ready to come (some can accomplish this while being fucked, some not), I need to climb off the table and try to take my strap-on off without getting any of the ass-juice on me. It is unglamorous, it is decidedly not sexy, but fuck you dude, deal with it. It’s you who didn’t come in with a ‘clean ass’ (and the ones who say they have almost never are). So  yeah, midsession you’re just going to have to deal with me gingerly unlocking my harness, rolling the condom off my piece, and then rolling the gloves inside-out and putting it all in the garbage where it will hopefully never touch a human being ever again.

Also, I will put a towel under you for strap-on play and a towel around you for a golden shower. You think you’re gonna lick it all up? You’re not. And that floor is carpet. I don’t care if it ruins your fantasy to not drool piss directly on to the floor.

sexworkerproblems:

FINDING A TACTFUL SPOT TO PUT DOWN A RECENTLY USED SEX TOY MID-SESSION.

Baking pan is a great idea. Must purchase one for work.

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